> Here goes:
>
> Tra"vheling in Transyvhania as a vhampire vhit a bad
accent, tryink to vhind my vhay back to my underground
"vholt.
>
> How's that? More than a tad contrived, but...
>
> Art"istically, it works better if you spell everything
right, but why bo"thur

LOL! Well, if we, the sorry ones with bad-to-split names
are allowed to bend the rules a bit, it might even
produce funnier results.

Tra"pped in an electric chair, grilled with 10000"vholt

(Then again, it might not.)