> > Here goes:
> >
> > Tra"vheling in Transyvhania as a vhampire vhit a bad
> accent, tryink to vhind my vhay back to my underground
> "vholt.
> >
> > How's that? More than a tad contrived, but...
> >
> > Art"istically, it works better if you spell everything
> right, but why bo"thur
>
> LOL! Well, if we, the sorry ones with bad-to-split names
> are allowed to bend the rules a bit, it might even
> produce funnier results.
>
> Tra"pped in an electric chair, grilled with 10000"vholt
>
> (Then again, it might not.)

I totally sympathize. I've been totally racking my brains to come up with words that end in "nio" or even "io" So far I've got: radio, Ontario, Ohio, Io, Rio, Bio... not a huge pallet to work from. I guess I could take a jump in the evolutionary process and be the first to make an acronym of my name.

T elling
R inkworkians
A nother
*N early*
I nteresting
O pinion