> > Yeah. I've linked to the post that started the long thread
> (which has since been shortened). Back then I was Morris
> Cecil Glalet, which doesn't leave a lot of great possibilities.
> >
>
> Well, I dare anyone to have a try at my name... If you split it
> in three, though...
>
> Trav"el in a car, and you'll never be "h"it by a lightning b"olt

Here goes:

Tra"vheling in Transyvhania as a vhampire vhit a bad accent, tryink to vhind my vhay back to my underground "vholt.

How's that? More than a tad contrived, but...

Art"istically, it works better if you spell everything right, but why bo"thur