> > Here goes:
> >
> > Tra"vheling in Transyvhania as a vhampire vhit a bad
> accent, tryink to vhind my vhay back to my underground
> "vholt.
> >
> > How's that? More than a tad contrived, but...
> >
> > Art"istically, it works better if you spell everything
> right, but why bo"thur
>
> LOL! Well, if we, the sorry ones with bad-to-split names
> are allowed to bend the rules a bit, it might even
> produce funnier results.
>
> Tra"pped in an electric chair, grilled with 10000"vholt
>
> (Then again, it might not.)

Heh. I've been trying to come up with a good one for mine, too, and had to fudge a bit. Makes me wish I had a name more suited to this...

-Fo"r instance, if my keyboard had a sticky 't' key, I might say I was a somnam"bulis...