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> Kelly, Luisa, Enile and Mikey all seem to be nice non-evil folk.

You see, In school, I was made fun of because I wasn't evil enough. They were always taunting me, "kill those villagers" and "ever try world domination?" etc. So, I began acting more evil than I ever would. I squeezed toothpaste tubes from the middle; I didn't pay my phone bills on time; I left shopping carts in the parking lot; I taunted college students ("I bet your major is duck-pinching!"). In short, I was no less than Satan himself.

But, then a strange thing happened to me. A box of top-hats fell on my head, and I began looking at things differently. And then, some other stuff happened, and eventually I came here. And the culmination of my existence, everything that has EVER happened to me, has led up to right now. Millions of people have lived and died and generations have endured just so I can exist. My life experiences have led me to this forum, and to this post. It's quite awe-inspiring.

Mi "I wonder what's on TV" key