Ok you all. I know I'm not on much anymore, but I need your help. I need a list. And I believe you are the right people for the job.

Here is your mission, should you choose to accept:
There is a certain business partner and friend of mine that likes to call me Number 2. It's a joke to him, and I accept it as that, but I still want my revenge. The name is derived from more than one inside joke that I can't spill details on...I hope you can accept that.

What I need is a list of reasons why Number 2 is better than Number 1. I have been trying to come up with them myself, and have made up a few, but I can't get very far alone.

Please help me get back at him. All I need are a few good 'zingers' that I can toss at him once in a while to keep him on his toes.

Either post them here or e-mail them to me.
Thanks a bunch to anyone who contributes...

fam "feel like I'm in a movie...maybe because I just watched one" ous