> Ok you all. I know I'm not on much anymore, but I need your help. I need a list. And I believe you are the right people for the job.
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> Here is your mission, should you choose to accept:
> There is a certain business partner and friend of mine that likes to call me Number 2. It's a joke to him, and I accept it as that, but I still want my revenge. The name is derived from more than one inside joke that I can't spill details on...I hope you can accept that.
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> What I need is a list of reasons why Number 2 is better than Number 1. I have been trying to come up with them myself, and have made up a few, but I can't get very far alone.
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> Please help me get back at him. All I need are a few good 'zingers' that I can toss at him once in a while to keep him on his toes.


Ok, I'll take a swing.

NUMBER 2 is better than Number 1 because...


2 is double the intelligence and fun of 1.

Number 2 is even-headed; Number 1 is the odd man out.

Number 2 is numerically higher than 1. Duh.

You always know exactly who Number 2 is. "Number 1" can be confused with Number I and Number L, and who wants to be "Number L"?

A written "Number 2" with bold curlicues looks way cooler than a wimpy 1 for the same reasons.


Wolfspirit