> Ok you all. I know I'm not on much anymore, but I need your help. I need a list. And I believe you are the right people for the job.
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> Here is your mission, should you choose to accept:
> There is a certain business partner and friend of mine that likes to call me Number 2. It's a joke to him, and I accept it as that, but I still want my revenge. The name is derived from more than one inside joke that I can't spill details on...I hope you can accept that.
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> What I need is a list of reasons why Number 2 is better than Number 1. I have been trying to come up with them myself, and have made up a few, but I can't get very far alone.
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> Please help me get back at him. All I need are a few good 'zingers' that I can toss at him once in a while to keep him on his toes.
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> Either post them here or e-mail them to me.
> Thanks a bunch to anyone who contributes...
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> fam "feel like I'm in a movie...maybe because I just watched one" ous

What is prettier to listen to than two part harmony? Tell him to try and harmonize with himself and see how far he gets.

Also, everyone I know has more respect for the number two position because it is rare that someone in the number one position can retain that title without getting an inflated head and a bloated ego.

The number two is usually not as well known, and doesn't feel he/she needs to conform to the pressures of leadership as does number one, and so can be effective in his/her role without worrying about public ridicule.

Also remind him that if something happens to him... *you* take over.

Drac "Revenge is my middle name... no wait, it's Carl" imas