> When I was a kid, I made this up:
> "How can a brown cow eat green grass and give white milk that makes yellow butter?" You may have heard it before, but not before 1942.
>

Nicely done.

But if you really want to blow your mind, think about this: If a brown cow eats yellow hay instead of green grass, it gives white milk that makes *white* butter.

Farmers who want their cows to make nice, yellow, marketable butter in the winter have to feed them orange carrots. So orange carrots plus yellow hay equals green grass somehow.

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