> > When I was a kid, I made this up:
> > "How can a brown cow eat green grass and give white milk that makes yellow butter?" You may have heard it before, but not before 1942.
> >
>
> Nicely done.
>
> But if you really want to blow your mind, think about this: If a brown cow eats yellow hay instead of green grass, it gives white milk that makes *white* butter.
>
> Farmers who want their cows to make nice, yellow, marketable butter in the winter have to feed them orange carrots. So orange carrots plus yellow hay equals green grass somehow.
>
> ^v^:)^v^
> F"don't even get me started on margarine"B

...... owwwwww... my head hurts. Ok, say that again... a little slower though.

We"I aren't that smart"dge