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Re: Remembering dreams
Posted By: Stephen, on host 24.4.254.71
Date: Friday, September 10, 1999, at 22:48:55
In Reply To: Re: Remembering dreams posted by Darien on Friday, September 10, 1999, at 20:55:08:

>I have to say, though, that I am thoroughly convinced that snooze buttons are the handiwork of Satan. He figured that the alarm clock is entirely too useful / vital an invention, and that he had to find some way not only to defeat its purpose, but also to disallow people from getting any actual additional meaningful sleep. Therefore, he added big, huge buttons to alarm clocks, very easy to hit in a groggy, I-just-woke-up state, that would postpone the alarm for nine minutes - exactly enough time to begin getting back to *real* sleeping, but not to get a significant amount of rest. Then it wakes you up again, prompting you to hit the button again since you're no more rested than you were before, and you begin a long cycle of suchlike nonsense while the Devil sits back and laughs his arse off. That Satan - he's a mean practical joker.

Agreed. That is why I keep my alarm clock on the other side of the room from my bed -- I have to stand up to hit the snooze button. Once I stand up, I'm up. No temptation, no problem.

Stephen

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