I can't understand what the big deal is about soccer. I like hockey. Soccer seems to be a much, much slower version of hockey on a bigger playing area. Hockey is just faster-paced -- more exciting and energetic.

My baseball experience -- well, up until now, I hated baseball. It's sooo boring. But what's fun about it isn't the game. I only have fun with baseball when I'm in a stadium watching it. I would never watch a baseball game on television, I just don't care about the sport. But in a sell-out crowd at Yankee stadium? Now that's fun! Everyone trying to do the wave, constant shouting and yelling at the players. That guy who walks around with a spoon and a hubcap. The overpriced food and drinks. Well maybe not that last one.

-Faux "now you combine 'American Gladiators' with baseball and you've got something I'd watch on television" Pas