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Posted By: Grishny, on host 12.29.132.98
Date: Wednesday, April 17, 2002, at 14:00:22

Subject: How to wash the cat
New "never fail" bathe the cat instructions

1. Thoroughly clean toilet.

2. Lift both lids and add shampoo.

3. Find and soothe cat as you carry it to the
bathroom.

4. In one swift move, place cat in toilet, close
both lids and stand on lids, so cat cannot
escape.

5. The cat will self agitate and produce ample
suds. (Ignore ruckus from inside toilet, cat is
enjoying this).

6. Flush toilet 3 or 4 times. This provides
power rinse, which is quite effective.

7. Have someone open outside door, stand
as far from toilet as possible and quickly lift
both lids.

8. Clean cat will rocket out of the toilet and
outdoors, where it will air dry.

Sincerely,
The Dog

Gri"opinions and ideas expressed in this post
are not necessarily held by the poster"shny

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