All right. It was at least possible that I was talking about another friend. Not everything needs to be about you, you know. But I will use your precious epithet/psuedonym/moniker as is your pleasure, your smelly monkey greatness. It might come back to haunt you though ...;)

Another really funny, though infinitely more dangerous, event involving Monkeyman's cat Mocha is the annual "trimming of the claws". O.K., it isn't really annual, but it is fun and dangerous. You know things are tough when you need to wrap your cat in a towel to avoid disembowelment. Nice family pet indeed.

Fr"Mocha. She isn't sweet, but she is bitter, and has some bite"um