> A note to all my subjects: you may take today off of work or school in celebration of my, the Supreme Dictator and Ruler for Life of the RW Forum, birth.

Wow, that makes it three people I know who where initialized on August 2nd (Or rather, three people whose birthday I remember ...). Must be some cosmic connection somehow.

> If you didn't take today off because you didn't know that it was my birthday (shame on you!) feel free to do so tomorrow. I'm sure your boss will understand and treat it as a paid holiday. Just explain to him or her that you're a forum regular and who I am, and that should be enough. If you get any trouble in this, let me know and I'll take care of it for you. That is all.
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> Ste "I expect cards with money in them" phen
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> *This "Official Announcement" is in no way officially endorsed by RinkWorks.

Erm, I'm quite new to this, but I stumbled over this post from a while back... Are you sure you checked with Sam the Almighty on your status? Or are you just his puppet? Is there really more than one person chatting in this forum besides me? Are there really any other people alive but me? Do you exist as anything but twists in my brain? Do they wear sun-glasses in afterlife? Does hmpfpfmmmmpfmm! (is cuffed and carried away by "the nice young men in white suits". A faint "thud" is heard. All is silent).