> Hrm.. that's a pretty good plan. Okay, I've got a box. "Sam" is stuck inside along with "Darien" (Darien is routinely trying to usurp me, I know it). "Stephen" is outside, holding the key, along with "Issachar" (who seems loyal to the cause) as well as "Truth" and "Famous" (who offered to spy for me)...

Okay, are any of these in the box?

Shotgun
Chainsaw
Rocket Launcher
Plasma Cannon
BFG9000
Ham Sandwich
Sam Handwich
Legions of Doom
Escape Pod
Somnambulist