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> I don't think either one of you are real -- you're both computer programs, staging this conversation to make me feel silly or paranoid for suspecting what is really the truth -- that I, in fact, am the only real human being in existence.
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> So now that I'm on to you, watch out. Remember, I've got my own conspiracy, R.I.N.K., which I may shoo in your general direction if need be.

> Hey, I may be only an apparance, but didn't I say I know I'm not real? I'm a logical apparance though. If I'm a program, who wrote me? As the only real human out there I guess that was you. If that's the case, give me a break boss - you've created me just to spend my time pointin' out the bleedin' obvious?