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Deep Blue Sea Review (kinda)
Posted By: Byron, on host 152.163.232.22
Date: Friday, July 30, 1999, at 09:01:38

Normally I wouldn't do this, but once in a while a movie SO bad comes along that I need to trash it. This is one of them. I want the 2 hours of my life I spent in that theater suffering through this movie back! I felt so compelled to walk out of there, but I was filled with a form of morbid curiousity which kept me there, just to see how bad it could truly get. The whole plot can be summarized by this:

"Oh no, genetically engineered killer sharks on the loose"

"Let's keep running and closing flood doors" (this happens over and over and over, each time accompanied by loud music. This was the movies only way of trying to generate excitement)

Please! Please do not see this movie!! I knew it was bad just by the title, I mean, Deep Blue Sea? That's too obvious, that's like..."Wet Water" I only saw it cuz Star Wars wasn't and I needed something to do.

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