> > Plus there's Roger Ebert's review, linked to below, which, as usual, I found fascinating to read, even if I don't end up agreeing with him.
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> Ebert's most interesting reviews are always for the movies that get one star. He really tears into 'em!

Have you read his review for the movie "North?" It's in his Video Companion and it's pretty funny. He gives it no stars, which should indicate how he feels about it. Here's a sample passage:

"I hated this movie. Hated hated hated hated hated this movie. Hated it. Hated every simpering, stupid, vacant, audiance-insulting moment of it. Hated the sensibility that said anyone would like it. Hated the implied insult to the audiance by its belief anyone would be entertained by it."

Yes, that really is in the review.