> Ah, the good thing about banks, though, is that they will count and roll them all by themselves.

Not my evil bank. I took them a big jar and they said they had to be counted and rolled before I bring them in. Then the bride of Satan handed me a stack of penny wrappers.

My old slightly-less evil bank went ahead and counted a huge jar full of coins. It's fun to do that on payday Friday during lunch hour. You get to force dozens of people to listen to about ten minutes of incessant PLINK PLANK PLINK TINK PLITANKing sounds as the coins are sorted.

It's as much fun as subjecting people to a unshutoffable emergency siren at four in the morning, but Fuzzpilz will have to tell you about that.

-FP