> Another big problem is places next to an ocean with turtles living in it. When turtles lay their eggs on the beach, the eggs hatch and the baby turtles follow the light, (usually the sun or moon reflecting the on the ocean) but in a city with tons of light pollution the cute, little baby turtles go toward that light instead. And they die. Most of them.

This isn't really a "big problem" unless you are a baby turtle. And, since they willingly walk towards their death, they're clearly not too sharp (though they are squishy).

Ste "Thinks baby turtles should be shot" phen