Shows I currently watch.

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BUFFY, THE VAMPIRE SLAYER

Giles: There's a vampire or demon terrorizing our fair city.

Buffy: I'll go kill it.

(She DOES.)

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ANGEL

Cordelia or Wesley: There's a demon terrorizing our fair city.

Angel: I'll go kill it.

(He DOES, then BROODS.)

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SMALLVILLE

(YET ANOTHER RANDOM PERSON encounters KRYPTONITE and becomes a SUPERVILLAIN.)

Clark Kent: I must stop the supervillain without revealing my powers to anyone else!

(Clark either ACCIDENTALLY kills or saves the SUPERVILLAIN and does not reveal his powers to anyone else.)

Announcer: Next week, on "Smallville", yet another random person encounters Kryptonite and becomes a supervillain. Can Clark Kent stop him without revealing his powers to anyone else?

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ENTERPRISE

Captain Archer: Wowzers! Aliens!

T'Pol: I have some advice you might want to consider regarding these aliens.

Captain Archer: Whatever.

(CAPTAIN ARCHER goes on an ADVENTURE.)

Captain Archer: I think we've made some friends out here.

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THE WEST WING

(People walk around HALLWAYS discussing this week's CRISIS.)

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C.S.I.

Forensic Scientist #1: Look, a body!

(The camera PLUNGES through the BODY, making RIPPING and TEARING noises.)

Forensic Scientist #2: I think she died when a camera was thrust through her.

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-FP