> > Did it the other day and got chewed out by the jerk I held the door for. . . something along the lines of me being a male chauvenist pig who doesn't think women are strong enough to open doors for themselves.
>
> The correct response would have been: "I don't think all women are too weak...just you."
>

Ah, just slam the door in her face!

I'll hold a door open for anyone, man or woman. It's just a friendly, polite thing to do!

But if someone chewed me out for it, I would stop being polite. ;)