> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mousie
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Here's an example of someone who's posts follow the rule "the shorter, the better."
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > And here's an example of why people need to learn the difference between "who's" and "whose." Even people we LUV.
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > That's spelled "love."
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > No. Love is the real thing. LUV is a poor relation. Like your mother.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Yeah, well, you're fat. Fatty fat fat fat fat.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I can lose weight. There's no fix for ugly like yours.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Yeah, but you can't gain smart.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Yes you can. Well, make that Yes *I* can. Obviously you're too stupid.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > One would think that you would have done so already, if that were true.
> > > > >
> > > > > As if you'd know enough to recognize whether I needed to.
> > > >
> > > > Yeah, well, you're still fat.
> > >
> > > Yeah, well... I heard you like your women all jiggly.
> >
> > I'm pretty sure I said that I like my *jello* all jiggly. But I can see how you could make the mistake, what with you spending the vast majority of your intimate moments with food rather than with people.
>
> I'll take food over my own relatives any day.

I wouldn't and haven't. Your mom's pretty hot.