> > > > > > > > > I'm pretty sure I said that I like my *jello* all jiggly. But I can see how you could make the mistake, what with you spending the vast majority of your intimate moments with food rather than with people.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I'll take food over my own relatives any day.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I wouldn't and haven't. Your mom's pretty hot.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Yes. It runs in our family.
> > > > >
> > > > > And it definitely ran away from you. Most things do.
> > > >
> > > > Well said.
> > >
> > > Why am I not surprised to see you allowing a better man to fight your fights for you?
> >
> > When did I let you fight my fight for me?
>
> See? I am 100% woman, and I'm still more man than you.

With as much mass as you have, just by sheer laws of probibility you'll be more of basically anything than me. Besides thin, that is.