> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mousie
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Here's an example of someone who's posts follow the rule "the shorter, the better."
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > And here's an example of why people need to learn the difference between "who's" and "whose." Even people we LUV.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > That's spelled "love."
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > No. Love is the real thing. LUV is a poor relation. Like your mother.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Yeah, well, you're fat. Fatty fat fat fat fat.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I can lose weight. There's no fix for ugly like yours.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Yeah, but you can't gain smart.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Yes you can. Well, make that Yes *I* can. Obviously you're too stupid.
> > > > >
> > > > > One would think that you would have done so already, if that were true.
> > > >
> > > > As if you'd know enough to recognize whether I needed to.
> > >
> > > Yeah, well, you're still fat.
> >
> > Yeah, well... I heard you like your women all jiggly.
>
> I'm pretty sure I said that I like my *jello* all jiggly. But I can see how you could make the mistake, what with you spending the vast majority of your intimate moments with food rather than with people.

I'll take food over my own relatives any day.