> Tips for Visitors to the Big Apple:
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> Don't go to the top of the World Trade Center for the view, go to the Empire State Building. It's a better view and half the price.

And now, it's the only one still standing.

> You want to see a broadway show? Over at Times Square, there's a discount ticketseller called TKTS. They offer 25% to 50% discounts off of tickets for that day's performances. The Times Square location is very crowded, everyone knows about this one. Don't go there. Instead, go to the TKTS office in the World Trade Center (in 2 WTC): lines are a fourth the size and it's indoors (something important if it's raining). Know what you want when you get to the window, or they'll kick you out of line.

Unfortunately, you'll now have to wait in line at Times Square.

> -Faux "I gotcher quote right here!" Pas

-Faux "humor is my defense mechanism" Pas