> > What does everyone else collect?
>
> Guilty as charged. I collect keychains, music
CDs, videos, computer games, photographs, love
letters, and memories. Among other things.
>
> Gri"my collectibles are priceless"shny

Grishny, you say you collect... Love letters???

Honest, I never knew. I suppose I ought to salve my unforgivable ignorance with speedy amends, and will endeavor to obtain the appropriate stationary. I must prevail upon the local part'wright to procure some delicately vanilla-scented parchment; and request that the following be carefully etched therein, using only the finest of strawberry-scented inks. Indeed: it shall be a picture of a small red candle made out of chocolate and shaped like a trendy orc holding up a fish with protractors all over it which also plays a banshee when you open it up. Surely, I cannot offer you a finer share of the black lump of coal that forms my innermost heart.

I trust that, by her virtue and prudence in knowing you, and fully cognizant of your passionate letter collecting expertise, your lovely wife will therefore not be too offended -- in seeing such a love missive arrive thereby?

Wolf "is also as GUILTY as charged" spirit