> Ah finally got her used t'th' idea of bein' friends wif internet psychos, but eff'n one of them starts sendin' me mooshy poetry, fine, I'll be outta hyar quicker than a ho'ny toad, cuss it all t' tarnation.
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> Gre"ah only colleck luv laters fum HER"shny-Bob

Then might I interest you, dear sir, in receiving a nice fresh collection of lovely wasps? They're useful, dagnabit. You can feed 'em all to your ho'ny toad, no sweat. :-)