> "Cheez" is weird American stuff which you get in purportedly cheese-flavoured things over there.
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> Brunnen-"how about a nice chunk of the nitrate-soaked leg of a dead pig, and a slice of the congealed mammary fluid of a cow encrusted with thick mould...on rye"G

I heard on the news yesterday that the latest food Frankestein waiting to be unleashed is a new version of peanut butter. This peanut butter is somehow congealed into thin, non-sticky, sandwich-sized slabs and wrapped individually in plastic [like slices of American cheez, er, cheese]. So instead of having to scoop it untidily out of a jar, you simply unwrap your peanut butter slab and pop it onto the bread, nice and neat. Ugg.

koala"no word yet on how they intend to improve the jelly"mom