> Brunnen-"almost took up drinking coffee after seeing those ads, just so I could deliberately not buy Bushells brand"G

You may be on to something here. If I ever have a company that sells something, lets say jeans, I know exactly what my commercial will be. First I'll make up the name of another jean company, maybe Polly's Jeans or something. Anyways, my commercial will consist of people wearing Polly's jeans sitting in a movie theatre watching some scary movie. Then a baby starts crying abour 4 seats down. The people wearing Polly's jeans will then shove their popcorn container over the baby's head, muffeling it's screams. The mother of the baby will then smile in that same teanagers will be teanages way and go back to watching the movie, and the people wearing Polly's jeans will smile. Then the slogan will come up, "Polly's Jeans, for when suffocating babies can make your day a lot better." Then people will start buying more jeans, JUST to avoid Polly's jeans, and I'll get more business.

Wes - "Actually, they'd probably complain that they couldn't find any Polly's Jeans at the store. Oh well."