> If the PGA had their way, Jeff Gordon and Tony Stewart would be walking around the NASCAR tracks. It would still be more exciting than golf.

You're right there! Just imagine the thrill of watching tham jump out of the way of a speeding racing car...

I don't think there are enough sports out there any more where you have a better than even chance of fatalities. Well, stuff like BASE jumping maybe, but not spectator sports. And that's what we need: a senseless waste of human life in the name of entertainment.

winter"A petrol-driven Ben Hur... That would rock"mute