> Let's see now. You're English, right? Maybe you have heard the good news about the Mini, AKA Austin Mini Cooper.

The new Minis are no near as cool as the old ones. Both the Mini Coopers and the Mini "Bugeye"s (as seen in The Italian Job) are amongst my favorite-looking cars ever. The new BMW (It is BMW, isn't it?) version is a big pile of pants next to them.

winter"You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!"mute