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Posted By: Howard, on host 205.184.139.33
Date: Tuesday, June 8, 1999, at 14:28:00

How to catch an elephant:
Needed: a pair of binoculars
tweezers
a matchbox
peanuts
Proceedure:
Step 1. Place the peanuts under a tree in a place frequented by elephants. Take remaining materials and climb tree.
Step 2. When elephant arrives, turn binoculars around backwards and look at elephant. (This will make him look very small.)
Step 3. Pick up elephant with tweezers and put him in matchbox.

How to find lost object:
Look in place where you had it last.
If that doesn't work, go to the store and buy a new one. You will find the old one as soon as you get home.
From the warped and twisted mind

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