> > > > > > > > > How to catch an elephant:
> > > > > > > > > Needed: a pair of binoculars
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > If you use a powerful pair of binoculars say 800X600 Zikoz Explorer,
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I picked this up some post below. Will this do?
> > > > > > > > My kid brother tells me a 640X480 Uarl-Neiss with its wider field of view is more than adequate. And you can see her putting on the style in the next window as well.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Who's right? You or the elephant?
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > What?
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Don't look at me; I didn't follow it either.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Dar "Dazed and Confused" ien
> > > > >
> > > > > Gotcha! :::)))
> > > >
> > > > So what now? Am I "it?"
> > > Okay, UNCLE! I promise to never tell another elephant joke.
> > > Howard
> > But I LIKED the elephant joke!
> >
> > Uni"how does an elephant hide in a strawberry patch?"peg
>
> OK, tell us how an elephant hides in a strawberry patch.
>
> In the mean time, do you know what you call a shortcut through the strawberry patch?
> Howard

He paints his toenails red!

I thought people would know that one, which is why i put it in there.... it really is very very bad.... the poor elephants, they have so many bad jokes about them =(

Uni"there's an elephone on my telephant"peg

(reference to Shel Silverstine, if you haven't read him (the things you're MISSING!))