> > > > > But I LIKED the elephant joke!
> > > >
> > > > Why do elephants wear dark glasses?
> > > >
> > > > Well, would *you* want to be recognised when people were telling jokes like this about you?
> > > >
> > > > Paul
> > >
> > > Have you heard the one about the shortberry strawcake?
> > > Howard
> >
> > *sigh* i know i was just pitying the elephants.... but no, i haven't, please tell it
> >
> > Uni"and so it goes"peg
> That was it.
> I guess it's about a cake that was short on berries and tasted like straw.

oooooh!!! that says shortberry strawcake, not strawberry shortcake!!! wooow!!! i dunno, maybe the berries were just height deficient...

Uni"PC"peg