> After Leif Ericsson went on his voyage of discovery, he got back home and discovered that he wasn't on any of the official records anymore. He went around to see the local authorities about it. The man looked him up, and said, "Oh, I'm sorry, you're right. I don't know how that happened. I must have taken Leif off my census."
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> Brunnen-"I am coming from Iceland"G

There's tonnes more where that came from - but to spare you the misery I'll just repeat one:

Two tankers crashed off the coast of Ireland today. One of them was carrying a load of blue paint, the other a load of red paint.

The survivors were marooned.

Chr"Eesh..."ico