I thank you good people! My mind no longer has to suffer not knowing the joke - now it only must suffer knowing the joke.
Hmm, I'll share a joke that I like as of late, I don't think it's offensive, but if some do consider it offensive, I'd be more than willing to message back and forth on why I don't think it is. Here goes:
Q: Why don't blind people sky dive?
A: It's hell on the dog.

Farewell,
Eu'putting the umo in humor'gene