1. He didn't do enough to fight the whole "liar" image some members of the opposing party grabbed onto.

2. He was downright rude in the first Presidential debate.

3. After being cordial in the second debate, he was merely rude in the third debate.

4. His PR people should've tried to cover up the whole "Church of Satan" and the baby-eating thing.

5. Slipping Tipper the tongue at every campaign stop was just plain creepy.

6. Revelation that he preferred WCW over WWF lost him some of the youth vote.

7. That idiotic "Only Republicans can vote on Tuesday; Democrats are supposed to vote on Wednesday" e-mail worked.

8. Who can forget his speech in the Democratic National Convention when his joints started to seize up and he had to ask for oil? Man, was that a turn-off to most of the carbon-based lifeforms watching.

-Faux "Glad he went to bed at 2am rather than decide to stay up until the election results were finished" Pas