> I enjoyed reading about the silly Christmas songs, but a month from now, Christmas will be a fading memory and all we'll have left will be sitting around waiting for the election to be over.
>
> So to break up that boring prospect, I want to mention a little (non-Christmas)song that I remember from a long time ago. I think the title may have been "Molassas" but I can't be sure.
>
> A trombone player named Moore,
> Could follow any score.
> But now he's done,
> He followed one,
> Right through a revolving door.
>
> (refrain)
> Molassas! Molasses! That icky sticky goo!
> Molassas! Molasses! It always sticks to you.
>
> There was a man name Fred,
> Who liked to stay in bed.
> When by and by,
> They wondered why,
> They found out he was dead.
>
> (refrain)
>
> There was more, always in limerick form, but I can't remember them, or the name of the artist who recorded it, but it dates to circa 1950.
> How"Do I have to sign my name to this?"ard

Hehe, this reminds me of Shaveing Cream, a Dr. Demento Favorite

there a bunch of verses, here is one of my favorite.

I once saw a funny preformance
A Romeo/Julite Skit
When Julite said "Were for art thou?"
The reply was I'm takeing a

Shaving cream, stay nice and clean, shave eveyday and you'll always stay clean

My song now had ended
I think it is time I should quit
If any of you fell offended
Stick you're head in a bucket of

Shaving cream, stay nice and clean, shave everyday and you'll always stay clean

Speed'hehe'ball