> > Hehe, this reminds me of Shaveing Cream, a Dr. Demento Favorite
>
> there a bunch of verses, here is one of my favorite.
>
> I once saw a funny preformance
> A Romeo/Julite Skit
> When Julite said "Were for art thou?"
> The reply was I'm takeing a
>
> Shaving cream, stay nice and clean, shave eveyday and you'll always stay clean

To go off on a tangent (why not?) this song brings up one of my pet peeves: people who don't know what the word "wherefore" means. And oh boy, are there a lot of them, including whoever wrote this song.

IT MEANS "WHY"!!!! IT DOESN'T MEAN "WHERE"!!!! She's asking "WHY are you Romeo", ie why do you have to be from the wrong family, NOT "WHERE ARE YOU?"!!!!!!!!!!!

Rinkworks being the literate place it is, I'm sure most people here already know that, but telling each other our pet linguistic peeves is a great old tradition here.

Brunnen-"aarrrgghhh!!! gasp, wheeze, gets back to normal"G