I enjoyed reading about the silly Christmas songs, but a month from now, Christmas will be a fading memory and all we'll have left will be sitting around waiting for the election to be over.

So to break up that boring prospect, I want to mention a little (non-Christmas)song that I remember from a long time ago. I think the title may have been "Molassas" but I can't be sure.

A trombone player named Moore,
Could follow any score.
But now he's done,
He followed one,
Right through a revolving door.

(refrain)
Molassas! Molasses! That icky sticky goo!
Molassas! Molasses! It always sticks to you.

There was a man name Fred,
Who liked to stay in bed.
When by and by,
They wondered why,
They found out he was dead.

(refrain)

There was more, always in limerick form, but I can't remember them, or the name of the artist who recorded it, but it dates to circa 1950.
How"Do I have to sign my name to this?"ard