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Dentists are evil and must be stopped
Posted By: Tubba, on host 213.48.206.119
Date: Wednesday, September 13, 2000, at 09:39:43

Using excessive force if needed.

I am speaking to you a lesser man. Or, rather, a more human man. My dentist has just attacked me.

Over the past few years, I have been developing a fairly vampiric set of gnashers. No, I don't look like a Ferenghi, I just mean those ones next to the upper fronts. I was hoping to get them to stick out over my lip when I shut my mouth, but those dreams are over. In only five minutes of drilling, sucking, and some UV light, he destroyed my life work. Without my consent.

He also caused my mouth to bleed in at least 5 places.

Prosecution rests.

Tub"Ve anashetahs no mush fubeiber"ba

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