> Then instead of fighting two World Wars, we fight none. We make peace with the Kaiser after he takes Europe and say "Look, you know and we know that we could have kicked your butt if we had wanted to, so don't be pissing us off now." So we get a unified Europe so we don't have to learn the names of all the silly little countries crammed into that little space, and we get some decent cars coming out of Paris for the first time in like, ever.
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> -- Dave


I'm sorry, did you say decent cars out of Paris?!!! That's stretching the bounds of fantasy just a little too far...

Maybe you should have helped us deal with Napoleon. Then the French wouldn't have been such a problem in the first place.

Of course, that'd mean we would all be driving on the left.

Beasty