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Re: A Proper Introduction & a Joke About Cats & Dogs
Posted By: eric sleator, on host 152.163.194.209
Date: Monday, August 7, 2000, at 00:38:00
In Reply To: Re: A Proper Introduction & a Joke About Cats & Dogs posted by Grishny on Sunday, August 6, 2000, at 19:08:20:

> HOW TO MAKE A DOG GO "MEOW"
>
> Take the dog and put him in the freezer. Leave him there overnight. Remove dog from freezer. Get a chainsaw, turn it on, and use it on the dog. The dog will go "MEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOW"

No no no. It was a buzz saw. You now, the circular thing you hold in your hands. Those go MEEEEEEEEoooooww. Chainsaws just go BBBWAAAAABWAAAWAAWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

-eric "Always be sure to get your spinning implements of death straight" sleator
Mon 7 Aug A.D. 2000

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