> Um...a few things about myself: I loathe cats and believe they should be boat anchors. And that's about all.
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> So, now that I've bored you all, I'll be quiet...until later.
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> Charon

Question: How do make a dog go "meow" and a cat go "woof?"

HOW TO MAKE A DOG GO "MEOW"

Take the dog and put him in the freezer. Leave him there overnight. Remove dog from freezer. Get a chainsaw, turn it on, and use it on the dog. The dog will go "MEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOW"

HOW TO MAKE A CAT GO "WOOF"

Grab cat by tail. (You may have to incapacitate the cat first to avoid skin damage.) Dip him in kerosene or gasoline (actually any flamable liquid will work). Light a match and hold it to the cat. Cat will go "WOOOOF!"

Gri"disclaimer: I like cats. I like dogs. I have nothing against either species. I am not the originator of this anecdote"shny