> > No no no. It was a buzz saw. You now, the circular thing you hold in your hands. Those go MEEEEEEEEoooooww. Chainsaws just go BBBWAAAAABWAAAWAAWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
> >
> > -eric "Always be sure to get your spinning implements of death straight" sleator
> > Mon 7 Aug A.D. 2000
>
> Please, forgive me. I've been such a fool. I've got to get my life straightened out.
>
> Gri"Would a frisbee count as a spinning implement of death? It would if it had razor blades and barbed wire embedded in the outside edge."shny

Sick, sick humor. My cat agrees, but thought the part about the dog was funny. I guess humor always depends on your POV.
Howard