> > But blonde jokes have the added benefit of
>>being insulting to women in general (have you
>>ever heard a blonde joke about a blonde *guy*?)
> >
>
> Three guys are working construction on a high
>rise building, a Mexican, an Italian, and a
>blonde. The lunch whistle blows and they all sit
>down on the beam to eat. The Mexican opens his
>lunch and disturbedly says, "What?! A burrito
>AGAIN!! I swear if I get a burrito tomorrow, I'm
>going to jump off!"
> The Italian opens his lunch to find a container
>of spaghetti and says, "Spaghetti AGAIN?!! If I
>get spaghetti tomorrow, *I'm* going to jump off!"

> The blonde then opens his lunch and sees a
>bologna sandwich and says, "If I get bologna
>tomorrow, *I'm* going to jump off!"

>>

>> The next day at lunch they all sit down again.
>The Mexican opens his lunch, sees a burrito and
>jumps to his death. Then the Italian opens his
>lunch to find a container of spaghetti; he jumps
>to his death. A bit nervous, the blonde guy
>opens his lunch, finds a bologna sandwich and
>proceeds to jump to his death.

>
> Since the men were all good friends, the
>families decided to have a group funeral. All
>three widows sat together dressed in black and
>sobbing. The wife of the Mexican said, "I wish
>he would have told me he didn't like burritos. I
>could have easily made him something else."
> The wife of the Italian said, "All he had to do
>was ask for something other than spaghetti. I
>could have made him anything else."

> The wife of the blonde sat there quietly, then
>looked at all of the eyes upon her and said,
>"Don't look at me. He made his own lunches."
>
>
> There. a blonde *guy* joke.

Sounds to me suspiciously like a joke I once heard told as an "American, Frenchman, and Pollock" joke. Sounds like you just took out the Pollock and exchanged him for a blonde. Works either way.

-- Dave