> > > !"blonde jokes are fun because i have brown
> >>hair"
> >
> > Blodne jokes annoy me, because they all used to
> >be Polish jokes that got "politically corrected,"
> >and political corectness bugs me. It bugs me even
> >more when applied in such a nonsensical fashion;
> >if the reason for changing something is so as not
> >to offend anyone, what sense does it make to
> >change it do a different group? Especially
> >considering that the set of "blondes" is much,
> >much larger than the set of "Polocks."
>
> But blonde jokes have the added benefit of being insulting to women in general (have you ever heard a blonde joke about a blonde *guy*?)
>

Three guys are working construction on a high rise building, a Mexican, an Italian, and a blonde. The lunch whistle blows and they all sit down on the beam to eat. The Mexican opens his lunch and disturbedly says, "What?! A burrito AGAIN!! I swear if I get a burrito tomorrow, I'm going to jump off!"
The Italian opens his lunch to find a container of spaghetti and says, "Spaghetti AGAIN?!! If I get spaghetti tomorrow, *I'm* going to jump off!"
The blonde then opens his lunch and sees a bologna sandwich and says, "If I get bologna tomorrow, *I'm* going to jump off!"

The next day at lunch they all sit down again. The Mexican opens his lunch, sees a burrito and jumps to his death. Then the Italian opens his lunch to find a container of spaghetti; he jumps to his death. A bit nervous, the blonde guy opens his lunch, finds a bologna sandwich and proceeds to jump to his death.

Since the men were all good friends, the families decided to have a group funeral. All three widows sat together dressed in black and sobbing. The wife of the Mexican said, "I wish he would have told me he didn't like burritos. I could have easily made him something else."
The wife of the Italian said, "All he had to do was ask for something other than spaghetti. I could have made him anything else."
The wife of the blonde sat there quietly, then looked at all of the eyes upon her and said, "Don't look at me. He made his own lunches."


There. a blonde *guy* joke.