Okay, so maybe not the WHOLE world, but at least this market trading game.

Most of you might as well just give up right now, because ol' Issa has cooked up the ULTIMATE PLOT
for controlling this market with an iron grip. See, I'll get 500 friends to visit RinkWorks
several times a day, increasing the traffic and the overall site value, especially in strategic
site features (and featurettes). Then, when the amazing "bull" market has got everyone worked up
into a lather buying stock in our chosen sites, I'll sell all my holdings, and that very day we'll
launch a TOTAL BOYCOTT of RinkWorks!!!!!

Site values will plummet!! Forehead-slaps will multiply!!! And I, with gobs and gobs of virtual
liquid capital, will buy EVERYTHING just in time for my 500 friends to resume their daily
trafficking of RinkWorks!! The genuine RinkWorks comb WILL BE MINE!!!!

MUUAAHAHAHAHAAAHH*cough-cough-gasp-sputter*

Now, off to go find 500 friends....

Not-too-Sincerely,
Iss (who's seriously procrastinating at his job in order to act silly in front of a lot of people he doesn't know...evil genius will do that to you.)